If you walk out on the mountainside, you’ll see her lair in a cliff
And if you so dare to go inside, your fear could leave you quite stiff.
She possesses the magic spells that let her do most anything;
look out for her as she rides her broom at night!

She makes her bed in a comfy dumpster near a loogie bush,
and she can make her victorious rump inflate balloons with one push.
Don’t be fooled by her gross appearance; she’s a pro at belly-barging,
Mean and fierce since her days at Fat Hag High.

Grunty’s her name, and she’s a wicked witch, rottenest one around!
Grunty’s her name, and she will make you twitch though attacks from the Jinjos can ground her.
Grunty’s her name, and it’s about time you taught the old hag a lesson.
Grunty’s her name, and she is going down!

If you, brave pants-wearing bear, decide to take a fighting stance
Alone, you certainly would get fried; with friends, you might stand a chance.
Take a backpack and travel to the numerous surrounding landscapes
Making numerous friends along the way.

A mole named Bottles knows the way and skills to help you survive.
And Mumbo’s magical transformations help, though they number five.
Grunty doesn’t want you to know her deepest, darkest, meanest secrets
But her sister will gladly fill you in.

Grunty’s her name, and it’s about time you taught the old hag a lesson.
Grunty’s her name, and she is going down!

Find her lair in the mountainside.
Bring Kazooie and step inside; it’s down with the witch Gruntilda!